the birthday of the nazarene

today's birthday of the Nazarene 
is rather repulsive and obscene
after all, he died on a cross
burried and then never to be seen

centuries later millions believe
all this crap, like the story of Adam and Eve
and on this foolish day 
they still choose to grieve

I think if he existed at all
his myth will surely fall
for the BS comes in spades
and never from his grave he'll crawl